Friday, September 26, 2008

Another Blonde Joke (no offense blondes)

Football FINALLY makes sense..........



A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.



'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'



Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'



'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents.'

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Busy!

Hey Guys,
I'm sorry I haven't posted in awhile! I've been so busy with school,dance,band,and homework. No time for fun anymore! Recently me and my friend make up a skit here it is:


GAYLY EVER AFTER!
By:
Fly Leaf Rocks and Friend

Prince Charming: Rapunzel Rapunzel! Let Down your hair! I love you!
Rapunzel: No! I like Nick Jonas!
Rapunzel: (Giant 1 ton block lands on prince charming)Oh! Nicky Poo!
Nick Jonas: (shows up with giant Afro) YA!?!?
Rapunzel:Will you be my Husband?
Nick Jonas: No Sorry, I'm getting my Afro cut today.
Rapunzel: Fine! KEVIN!
Nick Jonas: Kevin died today.
Rapunzel: Ok. JOE!
Nick Jonas: Joe wants to be a girl now.
Rapunzel: Fine HAHHAH MONTANA!!
Hannah Monatana: (shows up with Joe dressed like a girl at her side) Yes?
Rapunzel: Will You Be my Wife?
Hannah Montana: Sorry! Joe is My Wife Now! (Walks off holding Joe's Hand)
Rapunzel:(sighs) Ok then! DEMI LAVATO!
Demi Lavato: Yes Rapuzel?
Rapunzel: Be my wife!
Demi Lavato: OK!
And They Lived Gayly Ever After!
The End!



To Get my story straight! I Have nothing against the Jonas Brothers Or Hannah/Miley (whatever!) or Demi Lavato! Just Something I was doing for fun!


I Will Post Later Bye! =D

Thursday, September 4, 2008

...

Hi everyone!,
Normal day today went to school,band was awesome!(call me a band geek i don't care),got home, did homework,and got on Club Penguin. By the way check out Club Penguin! I'm a member on it but if your not a member its not really that fun. if you get on Club Penguin i might try to be your friend but its hard because we are all in different time zones... imma post latta cya

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Fun Day...

Today I totally beat the crap out of a washing machine! OK well my dad picked up 2 Dryers and a Washing Machine from these weird old people (no offense to old coots across the world) and since my dad said he was going to keep the 2 dyers for some reason i don't quite understand ( I don't understand anything my dad says! No offense daddy!) O=) Back to the beating the crap out of the Washer. First my dad said I could beat on so I did I mean who wouldn't want to beat the crap out of something? So I got on my scooter (old fashioned kind the one where you have to push with your foot) and like rammed into it a million times I left like one tiny little dent. So I got a metal bat... long story short we have a jacked up Washer in my garage. Will post latter! =D

Saturday, August 16, 2008

I'm Upset

I seriously might start cussing if someone doesn't give me a comment. Ok whoever goes on my sight give me a comment and the name of your site and i will try to go on your site everyday and comment. I'm starting to sound desperate. Stupid Blogs they are making me mad. Maybe I'll start posting what is happining in my life don't know because my life is pretty boring but sometimes it gets cooler... I will post soon =(

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Me,Myslef,and I

Hey Everyone,
I'm Fly Leaf Rocks this is my first time at making a web page... so it's probably going to look crappy for a long time. I'm not really sure what to say but I'll start with who I am. I live in U.S.A and I enjoy listening to music,playing Club Penguin,Dancing,riding my bike,swimming,basketball,and a ton of other things. I have 7 pets, 4 dogs and 3 cats. My cats names are Hikari,Ninja,and Lucy. My dogs names are Molly,Pudge,and Cady. My Favorite Songs are No Air-Duet by Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown, S.O.S- Jonas Brothers, Burnin' Up-Jonas Brothers, All Around Me- Fly Leaf, Shake It- Metro Station, 7 Things- Miley Cyrus. I don't really have favorite singers, I just mainly have favorite songs...I think I got everything. I'll make another blog soon. =D