Another Blonde Joke (no offense blondes)

Football FINALLY makes sense..........



A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.



'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'



Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'



'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents.'

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Busy!

Hey Guys,
I'm sorry I haven't posted in awhile! I've been so busy with school,dance,band,and homework. No time for fun anymore! Recently me and my friend make up a skit here it is:

GAYLY EVER AFTER!
By:
Fly Leaf Rocks and Friend

Prince Charming: Rapunzel Rapunzel! Let Down your hair! I love you!
Rapunzel: No! I like Nick Jonas!
Rapunzel: (Giant 1 ton block lands on prince charming)Oh! Nicky Poo!
Nick Jonas: (shows up with giant Afro) YA!?!?
Rapunzel:Will you be my Husband?
Nick Jonas: No Sorry, I'm getting my Afro cut today.
Rapunzel: Fine! KEVIN!
Nick Jonas: Kevin died today.
Rapunzel: Ok. JOE!
Nick Jonas: Joe wants to be a girl now.
Rapunzel: Fine HAHHAH MONTANA!!
Hannah Monatana: (shows up with Joe dressed like a girl at her side) Yes?
Rapunzel: Will You Be my Wife?
Hannah Montana: Sorry! Joe is My Wife Now! (Walks off holding Joe's Hand)
Rapunzel:(sighs) Ok then! DEMI LAVATO!
Demi Lavato: Yes Rapuzel?
Rapunzel: Be my wife!
Demi Lavato: OK!
And They Lived Gayly Ever After!
The End!

To Get my story straight! I Have nothing against the Jonas Brothers Or Hannah/Miley (whatever!) or Demi Lavato! Just Something I was doing for fun!

I Will Post Later Bye! =D

OMG!! OMG!! OMG!! I GOT A PLAYLIST! Someone enspired me to!

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Hi everyone!,
Normal day today went to school,band was awesome!(call me a band geek i don't care),got home, did homework,and got on Club Penguin. By the way check out Club Penguin! I'm a member on it but if your not a member its not really that fun. if you get on Club Penguin i might try to be your friend but its hard because we are all in different time zones... imma post latta cya

Fun Day...

Today I totally beat the crap out of a washing machine! OK well my dad picked up 2 Dryers and a Washing Machine from these weird old people (no offense to old coots across the world) and since my dad said he was going to keep the 2 dyers for some reason i don't quite understand ( I don't understand anything my dad says! No offense daddy!) O=) Back to the beating the crap out of the Washer. First my dad said I could beat on so I did I mean who wouldn't want to beat the crap out of something? So I got on my scooter (old fashioned kind the one where you have to push with your foot) and like rammed into it a million times I left like one tiny little dent. So I got a metal bat... long story short we have a jacked up Washer in my garage. Will post latter! =D